Funny Best Friend Quotes And Sayings

25 Funny Best Friend Quotes-Our best friends are the people who know the strength and weakness that we have.  They know us better than we know ourselves. Our best friends are the people who can confront us with the painful truth that we do not want to hear. Our best friends are the people we share stupid moments together, they are the people who are comfortable doing stupid things around us.  The following Funny Best Friend Quotes tell us the kind of friends we have

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It Is the Privilege Of Friendship To Talk Nonsense, And Have Her Nonsense Respected – Charles Lamb

The only chance that one can get to talk nonsense and not be judged is when they are with their best friends.  A best friend knows the stupid side of you and thus will not mind about the nonsense that you say.  With a best friend, you can talk nonsense with and not get irritated or tired.  The nonsense you say are a source of laughter and makes the mood even better.

25 Funny Best Friend Quotes

“There are three faithful friends – an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” Benjamin Franklin

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” Bernard Meltzer

“When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.” Diane von Furstenberg

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“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” Walter Winchell

“A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.” Jim Morrison

“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.” Charles Lamb

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“Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.” Virginia Woolf

“Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.” Aristotle

“Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.” Margaret Walker

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me” Henry Ford

“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” Marlene Dietrich

“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” Mark Twain

“Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.” Helen Keller

“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” Sylvia Plath

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“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.” Oprah Winfrey

“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.” Otto von Bismarck

“Never explain – your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.” Elbert Hubbard

“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” Samuel Butler

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“Best friends listen to what you don’t say.” Samantha Norman

“Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.” W. H. Auden

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” Groucho Marx

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“Oooh I get by with a little help from my friends.” Joe Cocker

“Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.” Jon Foreman

“I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street.” Virginia Woolf

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“Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.” C.J. Langenhoven

A True Friend Stabs You In the Front – Oscar Wilde

Our best friends will tell us the plain truth.  There are some things that we may have done that you would not like if someone tells you.  Those things may be embarrassing or hurting. Your best friend alone can comfortably tell you and you will not feel embarrassed about them. The best friends are the special people as they help you avoid the mistakes that may lower your self-esteem.

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A Good Friend Will Help You Move. But Best Friend Will Help You Move a Dead Body – Jim Hayes

A good friend will offer you the support you need. They are there to help you no matter what. But a best friend is a person you can depend on in very hard or difficult situations. They are ready to help you even to do illegal or worse things.  When faced with dilemma a best friend will help you out. Our best friends are the people we can depend on at all times.

We Are Keenly Aware Of the Faults Of Our Friends, But If They Like Us Enough It Doesn’t Matter – Mignon McLaughlin

Every person has a weakness or a shortcoming. We are aware of our best friend’s weakness but we are comfortable with them.  The shortcoming does not matter if you surely love your friend. In fact, the weakness we know about our best friends makes us love them even more.

Our best friends are the people we can confine our secrets to without fear of leaking the information.  The Funny Best Friend Quotes tell us what our best friends are capable of doing.