Michael Scotts Quotes And Sayings

25 Michael Scotts Quotes-What a man! He has been given many names over the years but one thing is sure about him: he is inspiring.  Here, we’ll look at a few of the greatest Michael Scotts Quotes.

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Would you rather be loved or feared?

A tricky question, right? Wait until Scotts gives a response.

I’d rather have people be afraid of how much they love me. It just strikes a clever balance between fear and love but then it goes further making the heart so warm inside.

25 Michael Scotts Quotes

“Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.”Michael Scott

“I don’t understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here.” Michael Scott

“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.” Michael Scott

Ron Swanson Quotes And Sayings

“I saw inception. Or at least I dreamed I did.” Michael Scott

“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” Michael Scott

“It’s simply beyond words. It’s incalculable.” Michael Scott

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“Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.” Michael Scott

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” Michael Scott

“The research. It is always the best part of writing. And, of course, it is the great excuse to travel.” Michael Scott

Elie Wiesel Quotes And Sayings

“The strong survive, but the courageous triumph.” Michael Scott

“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.” Michael Scott

“This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she’s cute now you should have seen her a couple years ago.” Michael Scott

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“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” Michael Scott

“I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up I would definitely not go.” Michael Scott

“Great change always comes down to the actions of a single person.” Michael Scott

Joel Osteen Quotes And Sayings

“To remain unknown in this modern world: that, indeed, is real power.” Michael Scott

“Once you have been touched by magic, you are forever changed. You leave a trail.” Michael Scott

“Love is the water of life, drink deeply.” Michael Scott

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“The two that are one, the one that is all!” Michael Scott

“He who retreats lives longer.” Michael Scott

“And once begun, change cannot be reversed.” Michael Scott

“The finest warriors are not those who do not know fear, but those who are without anger.” Michael Scott

“At the heart of every legend there is a grain of truth.” Michael Scott

“We are nothing more than the sum of our memories and experiences” Michael Scott

“Every story starts with an idea, but it is the characters that move this idea forward.” Michael Scott

Blue collar vs. white collar  

When you look around and see the white collar and blue collar, I don’t see it that way because am collar blind. This is one of the hilarious Michael Scotts Quotes, urging you to look beyond the appearances and be indifferent to issues that may cause divisions.

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Don’t call retarded people retards

Just couldn’t agree more with this. You don’t call retarded people retards because they already are, you call your friends retards when they are acting stupid. This one is sweet and to the point; it’s a new perspective on things and life.

Talk of balance…

This is quite a gem.

I hate to see you leave but I obviously love to see you go…There’s no better way to put it, and it’s a nice line to drop in the goodbye conversation because she’ll do whatever it takes to come back.

Expressing dislike

There are few ways to express how much you dislike someone better than this quote.

If I had a gun with two bullets in a room with bin Laden and Hitler, well I’d shoot Toby twice. See that? He places Toby above the most negatively popular people.


What nails it more than this: you can’t tell them about the downsizing agenda, when a patient has cancer you don’t tell them. No unnecessary panics before it’s due, you might just mess things up.

Be social and have fun.

At work, make friends first then you can think about the sales then make love in no particular order.

 Bad news in humor

Most of the times, breaking some bad news can be hard to some people. To cushion them against that shock, why not try a dangerous joke that could bounce back on you.

I took her to the hospital and the medics tried to save her life, they tried everything they could. And she’s going to be okay.