Cake Quotes and Sayings

Cake Quotes: Undoubtedly cake is the king of all desserts for most of the people. It symbolizes love, joy, appreciation, and even accomplishments. Cakes are often made to celebrate special occasions like weddings,  birthdays,Christmas and new year parties. But even small function and get together is incomplete without cake. Cakes come in many flavors like strawberry, pineapple, chocolate etc.Cake is a favourite tea or coffee time snake.

Here are some delicious cake quotes to accompany you on your special occasion.

Birthday Cake Quotes

Funny Cake Quotes

Chocolate Cake Quotes

Birthday cake Quotes

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” — Jo Brand

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Chocolate Quotes and Sayings

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Tea Quotes and Sayings

“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” — The Beatles, “It’s All Too Much”

“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’” — Jerry Seinfeld

“A party without cake is just a meeting.” — Julia Child

“Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.” – Jim Gaffigan

“I like birthday cake. It’s so symbolic. It’s a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just ‘Happy birthday!’ because it’s this emblem of childhood and a happy day.” — Aimee Bender

“For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade.” — Yotam Ottolenghi

“If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness.”Aberjhani

“So if I have two pieces of cake, do I have twice as good an experience as the first piece of cake? One of the things I’ve found in life is that the first piece of cake is the best.” – David Frum

“Celebration is life’s frosting: isn’t frosting the very best part of the cake?” – Bethenny Frankel

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?” – Bobby Kelton

“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’” — Jerry Seinfeld

“At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can’t eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum!” – Abraham Lincoln

Funny Cake Quotes

“If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” — Lorelai Gilmore

“Remember, no matter what life throws at us, we can always bake a cake!” – Sarah Ban Breathnach

“Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake.” – Aaron Paul

“Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.” – Karl Pilkington

“You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it.” – Zygmunt Bauman

“We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.” – Navjot Singh Sidhu

“My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.” — Boris Johnson

“Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy!” ― C. JoyBell C.

“If I was made of cake I’d eat myself before somebody else could.” ― Emma Donoghue

“You can have your cake and eat it too and follow your passions, have a family, and be happy.” — Ayesha Curry

“The most dangerous food is wedding cake.” — James Thurber

“I’m not on a diet. And it’s funny cause people go ‘Well, then why do you drink diet soda?’ So I can eat regular cake.” – Gabriel Iglesias

“I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle when the sun’s coming up. I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain’t nothing, but a funny, funny riddle.” – John Denver

“There’s nothing better than cake but more cake.” – Harry S. Truman

“TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.”- Natasha Leggero

“If the cake fits, eat it!”- Gordon Korman

“You can’t arrest me. I’m the Cake Boss.” – Buddy Valastro

“If life was a piece of cake, it wouldn’t be worth eating!” – Christopher Jones

“I’m not saying I don’t enjoy the days that I’m not eating chocolate cake. But I do particularly like those days when I am eating chocolate cake.” — Trisha Yearwood

“What makes life so sweet? Cupcakes to eat and someone to love.” – Marie Williams Johnstone

“If you’re trying to create a company, it’s like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion.” — Elon Musk

“Cake is a very beautiful thing.” — Milly Shapiro

“Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first.” — Helen Keller


“Freedom is not to be bound by my wounds. And to be able to eat cake every day.” — Amanda de Cadenet

“All I ever wanted to do with my life was own a little house. I did that way back with ‘Rocky,’ so now everything I do is just icing on the cake.” — Mr. T

“Success is not like a cake that needs to be divided.” — Maeve Binchy

“Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.” – Karl Pilkington

“Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.” — Lady Gaga

Bakers make the world a better place, one cake at a time.

You tell everyone you just had one piece of cake, it does not matter whether you cut it or not.

Eating cake on an ordinary day is just celebrating the birthday of someone you don’t know.

If you eat lots of cake, it will get harder to kidnap you. You cannot find a better win-win situation.

If you want to judge a person, do it on what kind of cake flavor they prefer to eat.

Eating a lot of cupcakes is the solution to being frowned upon when you eat a whole cake.

Give a cupcake to everyone on any occasion and you’ve got an instant cure for mindless gossip.

Why buy a membership to the gym when you can just run to the nearest bakery?


It’s always safe to stay away from the people who make a fuss over how much cake you eat. So what if you finished the birthday cake before the guests could start?

If we are what we eat then I’d rather be like a cake than healthy food.

Remember every time you say no to cake, someone gets more of it. So never say no to cake.

The best way to avoid people at a party is to put your sole focus on the cake.

If anyone asks why you had the whole cake in one go. Tell them it’s best to finish food when it’s fresh.

You should always keep a knife with you, you never know when a cake might find you.

If you have got a cake on your plate, you are one of the happiest people on this planet.

If I can’t have the lion’s share of the cake then I’d rather have the whole cake to myself.

Cupcakes are a whole lot cheaper than gym or therapy. You can surely see where we are going with this.

The best way to eat your eggs is to put them in a cake.

You should cut your cake in a lot of small pieces, so you can tell everyone you only had small bites of it.

The best thing about eating a cake is that calories are the last thing that you have to worry about. The first thing is saving it all for yourself.

 “I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake.” – Marina and the Diamonds

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Art without emotion it’s like chocolate cake without sugar. It makes you gag.” – Laurie Halse Anderson

“If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.” – Maryrose Wood

“Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.” _Audrey Hepburn

“I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, ‘You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.” _Steven Wright

“In looking at photos from my childhood, I discovered something I did not know… that on my father’s birthdays, I have photographs that show in front of him, every year, was a slice of German chocolate cake.”_ Steve Doocy

“Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won’t die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn’t have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn’t want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.” _ Steven Wright

“I do really good banana bread. And I make a chocolate cake with fudge icing that’s bloody delicious.”_ Lisa Stansfield

“I love chocolates. It could be something as simple as a chocolate cake with vanilla ice-cream, or it could be macarons filled with chocolate.” _ Ranveer Singh

“People have often asked me whether what I know about love has spoiled it for me. And I just simply say, ‘Hardly.’ You can know every single ingredient in a piece of chocolate cake, and then when you sit down and eat that cake, you can still feel that joy.” _ Helen Fisher

“My favourite food actually is chocolate cake. I need to have a slice of chocolate cake every single day, without fail.”_ SohaAli Khan

“It’s fine to eat dessert when I want to eat dessert because that will give me the peace of mind I need. I’ll know that if I ate chocolate cake, maybe I won’t the next day.”_ Camila Mendes

“Part of life and part of the enjoyment of life is a croissant and a chocolate cake and eggs and milkshakes and oatmeal. There’s so many things, you have to learn to appreciate it all. When I don’t eat as much as I should, I’m not fun to be around; I’m fussy.”_ Nina Dobrev

“Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.” — Audrey Hepburn

“I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn’t show the dirt.” – Phyllis Diller

“Two things do me in: one’s chocolate cake, the other’s hypocrisy.” – Roseanne Barr

“Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It’s a no-win situation.” – Kim Williams


“Writing or making anything- a poem, a bird feeder, a chocolate cake- has self-respect in it.”     – Sharon Olds

“Two things do me in: one’s chocolate cake, the other’s hypocrisy.”- Roseanne Barr

“Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It’s a no-win situation.” – Kim Williams

“Writing or making anything- a poem, a bird feeder, a chocolate cake- has self-respect in it.”    – Sharon Olds