Funny Coffee Quotes and Sayings

Coffee is a strong part of our daily life.There is nothing better than sipping a good cup of coffee when we wake up. It may be sweet and bursting with different flavors like life when things seem to go perfectly well. There are endless combinations of coffee that could be drank, it’s always up to us to find the right one.

Coffee is the second most popular beverage that people drink after water. A cup of coffee ,can increase a person’s mood to be more positive. It helps reduce fatigue and helps the body to be more apprehensive.

Looking for famous coffee quotes…Grab a coffee mug and enjoy these funny coffee quotes.

Best Funny Coffee Quotes

“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”—Louisa May Alcott


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“I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.”—Carly Simon

“They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated!”—Lizzie Chantree

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”—Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”—David Lynch

“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”—Sir James Mackintosh

“Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.”–Ursula Vernon

“Never say no to coffee.”–Cesar

“You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.”—Unknown


“Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.”—Allison Czarnecki

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”—T.S. Eliot

“Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.”—Jesse Lane Adams 

“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”—Unknown

“Coffee: creative lighter fluid.”—Floyd Maxwell

“Life is scary without coffee.”—Unknown

“Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.”—Terry Pratchett

“I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless.”—Napoleon Bonaparte

“Less talk, more coffee.”—Unknown

“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.”—Henry Rollins


“Any time is coffee time.”—Unknown

“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee.”—Cherise Sinclair, Master of the Mountain

“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”—Unknown

“Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.”—Cherise Sinclair, Hour of the Lion

“Just coffee. Black—like my soul.”—Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?”—Anthony Trollope

“I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.”—Jac Vanek

“Coffee in England is just toasted milk.”—Christopher Fry

“Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.”—Justina Chen

“The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.”—Theodore Roosevelt

“I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!”—Howard Schultz

“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”—Jean Kerr

“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”—Edward Abbey

“When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.”—Helen Hayes

“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.”—Clark Gable


“Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren’t real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.”—Nanea Hoffman

“Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.”—Thomas Jefferson

“Coffee first. Schemes later.”—Leanna Renee Hieber

“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”—Anne Morrow Lindbergh

“It doesn’t matter where you’re from—or how you feel…there’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.”—Gabriel Bá

“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”—Alphonse Allais

“Coffee is a language itself.”—Jackie Chan

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”—Lewis Black

“Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.”—AJ Lee

“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”—Earl Wilson


“Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.”—Rita Moreno 

“If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”—David Letterman

“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”—Hugh Jackman
“I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.”—Sandra Bullock

“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”—Steven Wright

“Life’s too short for bad coffee.”—Gord Downie

“A good friend will know how you take your coffee.”

“I may not cry over spilled milk, But… I’ll lose my freakin’s mind over spilled coffee.”

“I went a day without coffee once the worst day ever.”


“Good ideas start with great coffee.”

“There is no life without water because. water is needed to make coffee.”

“Life without coffee is scary.”

“Coffee: A warm, delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever.”

“Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.”

“I only need coffee on days ending with “y”.”

“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.“

“Coffee makes me do a happy dance.”

“Today will be one of those days that even my coffee will need a coffee.”

“Life is hard to have a cup of  coffee.”

“Oh look it’s coffee o’clock.”

“Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.”

“Did you ever stop to think that maybe coffee is addicted to me?”

“Black as the devil hot as hell pure as an angel sweet as love.”

“You can do it.” – Coffee motivational quotes

“A day without coffee is like something without something.”


“Keep calm and have  another cup of coffee.”

“Coffee comes first Always.”

“Some girsls just want fun.I just want to have coffee.”

“Good days start with coffee and you.”

“Waking up is hard to do…Thank god for coffee.”

“I like big cups & I cannot lie.” _ Funny Coffee quotes

“All I want is someone to love me like I love coffee.”

“After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I’ve successfully installed Java. He hates me.”

“I don’t exercise it spills my coffee.”

“Coffee because bad mornings deserve a second chance.”


“Coffee, it brings order to the morning.”

“I drank coffee before it was cool.”

“Life is short enjoyed ur coffee.”

“Coffee doesn’t ask silly questions coffee understands”-Unknown.”

“Coffe:because monday happens every week.”

“A good day starts with a positive attitude and a great cup of coffee.”

“Insert coffee to begin.”

“A good day starts with a positive attitude and a great cup of coffee.”

“The coffee is ready.”

“Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”


“Life happens coffee helps.”

“I don’t wanna keep calm where is my morning coffee.”

“Some days yo make the coffee some days the coffee makes you.”

“What did one coffee say to the other coffee?Where ya bean?”

“I’m a survivalist.I can ask for coffee in six languages.”

“A good friend will know how you take your coffee.”

“It’s not proceastinating if you’re drinking coffee it’s “procaffinating”.