25 Sarcastic Quotes-Being sarcastic is not at all wrong, but being sarcastic in a wrong way is surely a wrong thing. When it comes to sarcasm it is nothing but spontaneous humor. Only a few people are blessed with positive and healthy sarcasm. You can find many funny Sarcastic Quotes on the internet now days. Sarcasm may hurt a person or lit up someone’s mood in a good way.
People who are quiet in nature can also be sarcastic, it has nothing to do with how a person is usually. For few people sarcasm is like speaking they are as fluent as speaking their native language in sarcasm, but for others, it’s a never happening thing. Even though they try they can’t get that humor aspect in it. The main aim of sarcasm is to convey something in a funny manner without hurting people’s emotions and it may be a fact.
Here is a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip
This is a way of telling someone to stop speaking shit in a sarcastic manner, this directly strikes on to the person to whom we want to convey the meaning and make them think of what are they exactly blabbering about. This surely helps us to make them keep quiet. Have a try once.
25 Sarcastic Quotes
“Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.”Mark Twain
“Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.”Winston Churchill
“If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner’s luck.” William Lashner
“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” W. C. Fields
“Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.” Mark Twain
“Little things affect little minds.” Benjamin Disraeli
“Failure has gone to his head.” Wilson Mizner
“Don’t be humble… you’re not that great.” Golda Meir
“It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.” Paul Newman
“A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.” Oscar Wilde
“The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.” Quentin Crisp
“He’s liked, but he’s not well liked.” Arthur Miller
“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.” Oscar Wilde
“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” Albert Einstein
“Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.” Katharine Hepburn
“However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive.” Oscar Wilde
“Instant gratification takes too long.” Carrie Fisher
“Sarcasm doesn’t read sarcastic in print.” Kristen Schaal
“Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.” Samuel Butler
“You have delighted us long enough.” Jane Austen
“If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong.” Mo Udall
“The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.” William Shakespeare
“History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.” Karl Marx
“Only the shallow know themselves.” Oscar Wilde
“Remember the poor, it costs nothing.” Josh Billings
Zombies eat brains, you are safe
How funny is this saying? Yes, it is a humorous way of telling people that they don’t have the brain and they are safe from zombies. It’s both like giving them conclusion and saying them the truth at the same time in a funny way by not hurting them by their emotions or any other thing.
Unless your name is Google stop acting as you know everything
This applies to many of them in this generation as each person on this earth act as if they know each and everything about what is going on. This really irritates people who are trying to tell them something. Like how a person can just say I know for everything, there must surely be something for which they should even learn saying I don’t know, if we have a friend like this then we must surely try this sarcastic phrase.