400+ Cute & Funny Girly Quotes & Sayings

Being a girl can become a difficult  but an  awesome life style. Girls play multiple roles in the household, society and the economy. There is so much more to a girl other than just wearing fancy clothes, jewelry, makeup, and shoes.

But let say…

I’m very girly. I love to talk about diets, exercise, kids, make-up.” – Rachel Hunter

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Looking for popular girly quotes and sayings? We’ve compiled the best more than 400 cute, funny and empowering quotes for you.

1 .Cute and Funny Short Girly Quotes

2. Empowering Girly Quotes

3. Attitudes Statuses & Quotes For Girls


Cute and Funny Short Girly Quotes


“My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady.”


“I am a girl. Do not touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.”


“I  was cool – until global warming made me hot.”

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“I got 99 bobby pins, but can’t find 1.”


“I got that red lip, classic thing that you like!.”


“I like long romantic walks to the makeup aisle.”


“I was born to stand out.”


“I’m a queen crowned in my curls.”


“I’m like 104% tired.”


“I’m nicer when I like my outfit.”


“I’m not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious.”


“I’m too fabulous to fit in.”


“I’m the queen of my own little world.”


“Keep calm and stay girly.”


“Lips without lipstick is like a cake without frosting.”

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“Like me or hate me, I’d still be this pretty.”


“Lift up your head, princess, if not the crown falls.”


“Less bitter, more glitter.”


“I love the confidence that makeup gives me.”

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“My haters are my biggest motivators.”


“Don’t know. Don’t care. Never will.”


“It would just be ‘aweso’ without ME.”


I’m not a girly girl.”


“Your hair is 90% of your selfie.”


“You’re not fully dressed until you, Sparkle.”


“Girls are too shy to start it, so take the chance.”


“Good girls go to heaven; bad girls go everywhere.” – Mae West


“Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.”


“Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.”


“I solemnly swear I’m the best!”


“Boys lie more, but girls lie better.”

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“Try spelling ‘handso’ without ME.”


“Don’t compare me to other girls. There’s no competition. I’m one of a kind.”


“A weak attitude becomes the weakness of character.”


“Never interrupt me when I’m trying to ignore you.”


“I’m sorry. Did I do something to give you the impression that I care?”


“May my enemies live long enough to see me succeed.”


“I always arrive late to the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”


“Attitude is just as important as skill when it comes to success.”


“Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.”


“Every girl’s dream = to eat without getting fat.”

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“Act like a lady, think like a boss.”


“I’m cool but global warming made me hot.”


“I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart LESS.”


“My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.”


“Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER. But I am the GAME.”


“An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.”


“90% of the time I say ‘BRB’ it just means I don’t want to talk to you anymore.”


“Smartness is a perfect beauty.”


“Good girls are those which can help people, bad girls have no time to help.”


“Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.”


“His story is History, my story is Mystery.”


“I’m a girl, I’m allowed to change my mind every second.”

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“Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven.”


“I am a million dollar girl.”


“A girl should be two things: Classy and fabulous.”


“Behind every girl’s favorite song… is an untold story.”


“Keep your heels, head, and standards high.”


“Girls who do not ask for much, deserve it all.”


“Always act like you are wearing an invisible crown.”


“Silence is a girl’s loudest cry.”

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“My style is simple, kinda girly, but with a bit of an edge.” – Erin Heatherton


“A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows that she has none.” – Marilyn Monroe


“You’re a beautiful girl, and you can do anything you want in life.” – Jeanine Pirro


“Eat diamonds for breakfast and shine all day.”


“Give a girl the correct footwear and she can conquer the world.” – Bette Midler


“Speak english. Kiss french. Dress italian. Spend arab. Party caribbean.”


“We girls, we’re tough, darling. Soft on the outside but, deep down, we’re tough.” – Kristen Ashley


“Heels and red lipstick will put the fear of God into people.” – Dita Von Teese


“A girl should be like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch.”


“Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.”


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Empowering Girly Quotes


“Hey, can you do me a favor? Send me a picture of yourself. I’m playing a round of cards, and I can’t seem to find the Joker.”


“Having a bad attitude is a lot like having a flat tire. You won’t get far unless you change it.”


“Never ever dare to underestimate the power of a woman’s intuition and instinct. She can recognize a game before you even play it.”


“Be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.”


“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” – Coco Chanel


“Better to be strong than pretty and useless.” – Lilith Saintcrow


“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.” – Cher


“A real girl isn’t perfect and a perfect girl isn’t real.” – Harry Styles


“Every beautiful girl need to hear some cute words but only one who deserve it.” – Nabil Touss


“If you’re sad, add more lipstick and attack.” – Coco Chanel


“A clever girl may pass through the phase of foolish miss on the way to sensible woman.” – Mary Lascelles

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“You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.”


“Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.” – Paris Hilton


“Yes, I am unapologetically girly.” – Dana Dalgetty


“Keep your heels, head, and standards high.”


“A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.” – Jane Austen


“I’m the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and better attitude and shows him what he left behind.”


“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous.”


“A girl doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.” – Marilyn Monroe


“Whatever boys can do, girls can do better.”


“Men who don’t like girls with brains, don’t like girls.” – Mignon McLaughlin

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“Who is a girl??? A girl is the most beautiful part of God’s creation. Respect every lady in your life. You will never know what she has sacrificed for you.”


“No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they’re pretty, even if they aren’t.” – Marilyn Monroe


“Don’t cry for a guy because girls give and forgive, and guys get and forget.”


“The strongest actions for a woman is to love herself, be herself.”


“No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.” – Marilyn Monroe


“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.” – Laurence J. Peter


“No boy is worth your tears. And the one who is will never make you cry.”


“A girl should be two things: who and what she wants.”


“What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice, and everything nice, that’s what little girls are made of!”


“The only thing more beautiful than the woman that knows what she wants I the woman who isn’t waiting on anybody else to get it for her.” – Rob Hill Sr

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“I am strong, I am beautiful, I am enough.”


“Make up can make you beautiful on the outside, but it won’t work if you are ugly on the inside.”


“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”


“Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they’re worse than guys sometimes. Except they’re all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each other’s backs. It’s seriously twisted.” – Melody Carlson


“Girls are too shy to start it so take the chance.”


“Behind my smile is a hurting heart, behind my laugh I’m falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the girl I am, it isn’t me…


“I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.” – Marilyn Monroe


“A beautiful girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.”


“I’m not girly girly enough to care how I look on TV, or if I’m wearing the correct make up.” – Majandra Delfino


“Girls are like telephones. They love to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong button you get disconnected.”

“Women listen half, understand quarter but can tell double that is how powerful their ability of communication is.”


“The saddest thing for a girl to do is to dumb herself down for a guy.” – Emma Watson


“Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind.”


“I’m not a perfect girl. My hair doesn’t always stay in place, and I spill things a lot. I’m pretty clumsy and sometimes I have a broken heart. My friends and I sometimes fight, and some days nothing goes right. But when I think about it and take a step back, I remember how amazing life truly is and that maybe, just maybe, I like being imperfect!”


“Choose the guy that takes you to meet his parents and not his bedroom.”


“You can never go wrong with a little pink… A lot work too.” – Dana Dalgetty


“Girls who don’t ask for much, deserve it all.”


“It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more.”


“When guys get jealous it can be kinda cute. When girls get jealous World War III is about to start.”


“Make a girl happy. That’s the most amazing feeling she can ever experience.”

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“Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.”


“When a girl tells you about her problems, it does not mean that she’s complaining, it means she trusts you.”


“Don’t search for a man that will solve all your problems, he won’t. Find one that won’t let you face them alone.”


“I love being a girl because I can wear my hair, long, short, boyish and anything else in between and get away with it.”


“Every girl needs a good guy who can help her laugh when she thinks she’ll never smile again.”


“I think it’s great to dress up and play on all the girly features.” – Katy Perry


“I’ve always been a very outdoors sort of girl. I’m more a tomboy than a girly girl.” – Yvonne Strahovski


“My personal style can be everything from girly and flirty to edgy and chic.” – Kristin Cavallari


“When I was just a cute little caterpillar, you loved me. So I became a butterfly so you would never leave.” – Crystal Woods


Attitudes Statuses & Quotes For Girls


“If you treat me like a queen, I’ll treat you like a king. If you treat me like a game, I’ll show you exactly how it’s played.”


“You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.”


“Beauty is only skin deep but the attitude is to the bone!”


“Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.”


“I may not be the girl that everyone wants, but at least I am not the girl that everyone’s had.”


“Do not search for a man that will solve all your problems, he would not. Find one that would not let you face them alone.”


“Sometimes I wish I was a little girl again because bruised knees heal faster than broken hearts.”


“All girls want is a guy who is taller than her so she can wrap her arms around his neck when they hug and kiss.”


“Make a girl happy. That is the most amazing feeling she can ever experience.”


“Every girl needs a good guy who can help her laugh when she thinks she will never smile again.”


“You cannot compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I am one of a kind, and that is real.”


“Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another stepping stone to greatness.”

 


“No matter what a woman looks like, if she is confident, she is sexy.”


“A confident woman wears a smile and has this air of comfort-ability and pleasantness about her.”


“A girl should be like a Butterfly. Pretty to see and hard to catch.”


“Why cannot mosquitoes suck out my fat instead?”


“Be what you want to be, be the girl you supposed to be and forget the world.”


“Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.”


“When guys get jealous it can be kind of cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.”


“Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”


“It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more.”


“Treat me like a queen and I will treat you like a king. But if you treat me like a game, I will show you how it is played.”


“If a girl tells you to leave her alone and you actually do then you have absolutely no brain cells.”


“The higher the better. It is more about an attitude. High heels empower women in a way.”


“Girls do what they want, Boys do what they can.”


“Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.”


“Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.”


“I will never be any man’s down-time, spare-time, half-time or sometimes. So please, do not waste my time.”


“A little black dress is one of the girl’s best friends.”

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“Only a strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will just say that she has an attitude problem.”


“No boy is worth your TEARS, and the one who IS will NEVER make you CRY.”


“My Knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.”


“Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you!”


“If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.”


“Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.”


“Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.”


“A rule every girl should live by: Just because she’s beautiful does not mean you aren’t!”


“A confident woman wears a smile and has this air of comfort-ability and pleasantness about her.”


“I’ll never be perfect, but I can be better.”


“The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others.”


“What matters most is how you see yourself.”


“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”


“Only make decisions that support your self – image, self – esteem, and self – worth.”


“Don’t search for a man that will solve all your problems, he won’t. Find one that won’t let you face them alone.”


“I love being a girl because I’m my Daddy’s little girl and that rocks!”

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“Make a girl happy. That’s the most amazing feeling she can ever experience.”


“It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else’s eyes.”


“If you don’t have respect for yourself, you won’t get it anywhere else.”


“True happiness comes when you can look at your self and like what you see!”


“Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.”


“The better you feel about yourself, the less you feel the need to show off.”


“Every girl needs a good guy who can help her laugh when she thinks she’ll never smile again.”


“Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!”


“I am a girl. I don’t smoke, drink or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start a drama to get attention. Yes, we do still exist.”


“Girls are like telephones, they love to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong button you get disconnected.”


“A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left…”


“A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows that she has none.”

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“The saddest thing for a girl to do is to dumb herself down for a guy.”


“We girls, we’re tough, darling. Soft on the outside but, deep down, we’re tough.”


“When a girl cries, it’s not usually over one thing. It’s built up anger and emotions that she’s been holding in for too long.”


“I love being a girl. I love my identity as female, and I would never trade it for the world. Being a girl is truly an amazing thing.”


“I love being a girl because I can wear my hair, long, short, boyish and anything else in between and get away with it.”


“I’m a girl. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big. And when I say I love you, I’m not lying!”


“I’m the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and a better attitude and shows him what he left behind.”


“Love – A form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world.”


“Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.”


“Girls are too shy to start it, so take the chance!”


“So, I’ve come to the conclusion that we as women are like Ford trucks: We’re tough and made to last!!”


“A girl’s prettiest curve is her smile!”


“Dear Boys I have sent you a “Friend Request” Not a “Marriage Proposal” so kindly stop overacting :p”


“In every girl’s heart, there is a sea of secrets she won’t ever let you swim in.”


“Don’t be a woman that needs a man …. Be a woman a man needs.”


“If you don’t want your heart to be easily broken, don’t let yourself be easily taken.”


“Dear Girl, don’t worry if you’re still single. God is looking at you right now saying: I’m saving this girl for someone special.”


“Tell a girl she’s pretty…. and she won’t believe you. Tell her she’s ugly and she will believe it forever.”


“I`m a girl but I rather hang out with boys because it is less drama.”


“Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid.. but not blind.”


“We can’t all be princesses. I mean, someone has to bow as I walk past!”


“Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.”


“If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.”


“Just because I don’t start the conversation, doesn’t mean I’m not dying to speak to you.”


“If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”


“Every girl has that one guy who he thinks about before she falls asleep.”


“I may not be the best, but I’m definitely not like the rest.”


“A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.”


“My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.”


“The most beautiful souls are often captured inside the most broken-hearted girls.”


“Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find something out.”


“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.”


“I`m a girl. I can be complicated without explanations.”


“I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.”


“Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.”


“When someone hates you for no reason… just give them one.”


“Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”


“People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger.”


“Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. But my attitude? That depends on YOU.”


“An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.”


“Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.”


“People say that I am bad… but trust me, I can be your worst nightmare!”


“Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.”


“Take me as I am or watch me as I go.”


“Some people just need a High-Five… On the face.”


“Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wear it.”


“Status Unavailable! Check Later.”


“If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.”


“When someone says: You are ugly. Just tell them: Oh, sorry, I was trying to look like you!”


“Do not give advice unless you are asked to.”


“Being glamorous is not a crime.”


“It is sad but truthful that some people simply grow old, but they never grow UP!”


“Love me? Great. Hate me? Even Better. Don’t know me? Don’t judge me!!”


“Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.”


“I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.”


“If you want to cry, use a tissue.. not your status!! ”


“You say I have a bad attitude, guess what? My attitude is a result of your actions!! Change your actions and I will change my attitude :)”


“Why waste your time caring for people who don’t even acknowledge your existence?”


“I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less.”


“If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.”


“Cling to your imperfections, they are what make you unique.”


“You can’t expect me to think before I speak. I was born without that ability. So I’m sorry if the truth hurts.”


“I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right… shame on you!!!”


“Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.”


“Act like you are wearing the invisible crown. That’s ‘Attitude’”


“My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.”

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“Don’t walk as if you rule the world… Walk as if you don’t care who the hell rules the world.”


“Those who like me… Raise your hands… And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.”


“People laugh at me because I am different and I laugh because they all are same.”


“If you want me to control my temper… You need to control your stupidity.”


“You don’t have to defend or explain your decisions to anyone. It’s your life. Live it without apologies.”


“Don’t copy my style.”


“I´m sorry, did I give you the impression that I give a damn about you?”


“Yeah you – The one reading my status, get lost!”


“Your attitude may hurt me but mine can kill you.”


“Excuse me. I found something under my shoes, oh it´s your attitude.”


“Your attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are.”


“Burning bridges? Nah, that takes too long. I prefer to use explosives.”


“I enjoy how people judge other’s mistake when they do the same thing.”


“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”


“Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.”


“If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!”


“Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.”


“Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.”


“Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.”


“If I ignore you and your calls, it only means that I am too tired to deal with your foolishness.”


“People with status do not need status.”


“Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.”


“Organized persons are too lazy to look for things.”


“Some people think I have a short fuse. No. I just have a limited tolerance for stupidity. There is only so much stupidity I can put up within one day.”


“I found your nose. It was all up in my business again. Please keep that thing on a shorter leash.”


“If life hands you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes.”


“Some people just need a simple sympathetic pat on the head with a hammer.”


“Sometimes, I take a look at people and wonder how in the world they made it this far alive.”


“Success is not easy and is certainly not for lazy.”


“I will win, not immediately but definitely.”


“I don’t follow other people. I follow my own orders because I’m my own boss.”


“If plan A didn’t work, do not worry. Alphabet has 25 more letters.”


“I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.”


“Your attitude determines your direction.”


“If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.”


“Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.”


“The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.”


“The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.”


“If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”


“Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.”


“Always stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who are you for anyone.”


“The road to success is always under construction.”


“If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’.. It only means that you are ‘Above them’.”


“Be yourself, and you can be anything.”


“Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t depend on other!”


“Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.”


“There comes the point in life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.”


“Never lose your sense of wonder.”


“The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t ;)”


“There are two types of people: winners and losers. Winners always work hard. Losers always try to shortcut for a win.”


“The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.”


“May my enemies live a long life to see my success.”


“The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight.”


“Attitudes are more important than facts.”


“Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you.”


“Some people will love you. Some people will hate you. The rest will secretly wish to be you.”


“For success, attitude is as much important as ability.”


“The only difference between success and failure is one’s attitude.”


“Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.”


“Wonders why people keep doing the same old things but yet expect a different outcome!!”


“Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king Or walk like you don’t care, who is the king.”


“I am who I am today because of the choice I made yesterday.”


“Intelligence can bring you to success. But it’s your attitude that keeps you there. Remember grades don’t define a person. Attitude does.”


“My attitude: I don’t like to take right decision… I take decisions and make them right.”


“I define my own life. I don’t let people write my script.”


“Stop complaining if you don’t like how things are. Take control… Decide how YOU are going to change it… Think positive… Get rid of the drama… Move Forward.”


“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”


“If you are good at something, never do it for free .”


“I’m not special. I’m a limited edition.”

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“You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.”


“Don’t compare me to other girls. There’s no competition. I’m one of a kind.”


“I’m at the point now where I don’t want to impress anyone anymore. If people like me the way I am, great. If they don’t, well it’s their loss.”


“I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.”


“It’s my decision who I love and how I live. No one can take that choice away from me.”


“Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”


“I’m not arguing with you. I’m just explaining why I’m right.”


“I don’t have time to hate the people who are hating me. I’m way too busy loving the people who are loving me.”


“I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.”


“I’ve finally realized something: What other people think and say about me is none of my business.”


“Be happy and smile when you’re around people who hate you. Your happiness will kill them.”


“People always say that nothing is impossible. That’s not true. I do nothing every single day.”


“No positive results can come from negative attitudes. Always think positive and always live positive.”


“Love me for who I am – not what you want  me to be. Take me or leave me. It’s that simple.”


“If you face the sun, you’ll never see your shadow.”


“Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.”


“I really don’t care what you think about me. Unless you think I’m awesome. In that case – you’re totally right. Carry on!”


“Whether you love me or hate me, I’m still going to shine bright like a star.”


“If you judge me, I’ll prove you wrong. If you push me down, I’ll get back up. I only get stronger each time I fall.”


“Don’t chase the people who are trying to avoid you. Follow the ones who welcome you with open arms.”


“Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. But my attitude? That depends on YOU.”


“Aside from gravity, nothing in life can keep me down.”


“All you need in life is a can-do attitude. It’s the bridge between failure and success.”


“You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.”


“I don’t follow other people. I follow my own orders because I’m my own boss.”


“Look, I don’t have an “attitude problem”. But you? You have a perception problem.”


“It’s always nice to be important, but it’s always important to be nice.”


“Congratulations! My middle finger salutes your bad attitude.”


“Don’t ever get so desperate that you wind up settling for something less than you deserve.”


“I wake up each morning and live my life like a true maniac.”


“You really can’t trust anyone these days. Fake is a new trend.”


“If you can’t attract people with your charm, then repel them with your attitude.”


“All I ask is that you treat me like you’d like to be treated.”


“I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed – and I never asked for it.”


“For someone who claims to hate my guts, you sure think and talk about me a lot. How about you get a life and stop worrying about mine?”


“People laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at other people because they’re all the same.”


“Those who love me – raise your hands. Those who hate me – raise your standards.”


“You can make the world a better place by being a better person.”


“A strong, positive attitude has the power to move mountains. Because life is only 10% how you make it, and 90% how you take it.”


“My attitude forecast for today: Partly crabby with an 80% chance of moodiness.”


“Don’t walk around like you rule the world. Walk around like you don’t care who rules the world.”


“When a storm comes through, have enough sense to stop and play in the mud.”


“It’s not the problem that’s the problem. It’s your attitude about the problem – that’s the problem.


“Attitude is a lot like pregnancy. You can try to hide it all you want, but eventually, it will come out.”


“I’ve never met an ugly person on the outside. But attitude can quickly turn the most beautiful creature into a wretched crone.”


“I found your nose. It was all up in my business again. Please keep that thing on a shorter leash.”


“I really don’t need to explain myself. I know I’m right.”


“I’m so sorry I took our long nights, laughs, inside jokes and sweet texts for you caring. I’ll be sure to think twice before I waste my time again.”


“In the real world, there’s no market for emotions. Never advertise your feelings to the world. Just put your attitude on display.”


“Beauty is only skin deep. Attitude is down to the bone.”


“Never once did I say I was perfect. But you can bet your life that I’m worth it.”


“I’m sorry, you mistook my personality for an attitude. Too bad you don’t have one.”


“Trust me, I’m not in a bad mood. You’re just taking my attitude the wrong way.”


“You don’t like me? Awesome. Go ahead and report me at whocares.com.”


“People who are arrogant and have bad attitudes deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger.”


“I’m done feeling sorry for myself. If you were dumb enough to let me walk away, then I should be smart enough to let you go.”


“You can love me, or you can hate me. But you’ll never, ever change me.”


“I really don’t care if nobody likes me. I wasn’t put here to entertain everyone.”


“Your opinion of me doesn’t matter. I’m happy. And that’s all that matters.”


“Whatever you put up with is what you end up with. You can only expect from the world what you accept from other people.”


“You can’t control what happens to you in life, but you can control your attitude towards it. By controlling your attitude, you’re mastering change, instead of letting change master you.”


“You were born to blend in. I was born to stand out.”


“Take charge of your attitude, or someone else will.”


“Sure, I’ve made mistakes. That’s because life doesn’t come with an instruction manual. It’s a “learn on-the-job” kind of thing.”


“People today are so fake. If you check the back of their necks, I’ll bet you’ll find a tag that says “Made in China”.


“A bad attitude is the only real disability in life.”


“Change your attitude, and you change your life. Instead of saying “no one likes me,” say “there is no one like me”.”