Funny Love Quotes And Sayings

Funny Love Quotes-Love is awesome. Good, true, real love is an incredible experience. It’s profound, powerful, unforgettable. Sometimes, it can even be hilarious! Each of us has a fond memory of a time when our Dad made that horrible joke, our Grandpa said something outrageous, or when our special someone embarrassed themselves in front of our parents.

Funny love can be heartwarming. It rejuvenates us. The next few quotes capture the spirit of funny love. They might even remind you of your own.

Behind Every Great Man Is A Woman Rolling Her Eyes – Jim Carrey


Your guy is a goofball. You know it. But he wouldn’t be the same without you. With all the goofiness he brings to the table, he needs someone to help him stay on track. You are the levity in his life that balances his eccentric behaviors. Together, you can accomplish great things- just so long as you don’t take him too seriously.

Top Funny Love Quotes

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”Lily Tomlin

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“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”Rita Rudner

“I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.” Henny Youngman

“Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.” Rita Rudner

“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.”Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

“It’s been so long since I made love I can’t even remember who gets tied up.” Joan Rivers

“We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.” Alanis Morissette

“When you’re in love it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life.”Richard Lewis

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!” Scott Adams


“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”Charles M. Schulz

“If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.” Alan King

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” Henny Youngman

“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.” Andy Warhol

“Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it; let’s do it, let’s fall in love.” Cole Porter

“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.” Henny Youngman


“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” Lily Tomlin

“It’s been so long since I made love I can’t even remember who gets tied up.” Joan Rivers

“Men aren’t necessities. They’re luxuries.” Cher

“I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.” Roy Croft

“It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.” Lucille Ball

“Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.” Bob Phillips


“Gravitation can’t be held responsible for people falling in love.” Albert Einstein

“True love is singing karaoke ‘Under Pressure’ and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.“ Mindy Kaling

“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the questions?” Lily Tomlin

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I” Oscar Levant – Funny Love Quotes


This quote captures the hilarious feeling we get when we look back into our past relationships and remember that guy or gal with one too many screws loose. They put your shoes in the fridge. They only ate organically grown and vegan food but always had to have their leather jacket when they went out. The one time you threw their magical spirit rocks into the yard, the kicked you out and called your parents. You’re better off without them, but boy were they funny.

“Get Your Facts First Then Distort Them As You Please” Mark Twain – Funny Love Quotes

This is the hallmark of a good relationship. Good fights. You can argue with your special someone, your parents, or your siblings for an hour about something stupid. You twist each other’s words around, say outrageous things to each other, and generally annoy each other every day. But you still have come back to say “I love you” in the end. If this isn’t the pinnacle of funny love, I don’t know what is.

Love can be funny sometimes, and that’s what makes it so special. Take some time to think about these quotes the next time you’re with your partner or while you’re on your next date. If you find someone who can put up with your quirks and laugh them off, who you can argue with every day and be a little bit crazy with yourself, you’ve found a funny lover.