50 Delicious Pizza Quotes And Sayings

Pizza Quotes: From the cafeteria of my playschool to the canteen of my college, one thing always had a special place in my heart and it is pizza.It can be eaten at any time of the day. It’s never too late to eat pizza. It can be served in the afternoon, night and not to forget especially during tiffin time. There are many different types of pizzas such as cheese, pepperoni, Hawaiian, and vegetarian pizzas.

The pizza originated in Italy and it is one of the favorite foods for adults and children undoubtedly… Here are some famous quotes for pizza lovers…

Delicious Pizza Quotes

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” Yogi Berra

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“Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”  Andrew W.K

“You can do irrefutably impossible things with the right amount of planning and support from intelligent and hardworking people and pizza.”– Scott Gimple

“And I don’t cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.” Tiger Woods

“There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.”  Kevin James

“I would marry pizza but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the wedding.” Mike Birbiglia

“Pizza makes me think anything is possible.” Henry Rollins

“There’s very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won’t set right.” G.A.McKevett

“I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.” Lara Stone

“I love pizza, meaning: Even when I’m in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza.”– Jandy Nelson

“I’m not losing weight, I’m just trying to catch up with my pizza.” Erma Bombeck

“A man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man.” Aristotle Onassis

“The only thing better than being happy…is making someone else happy by baking them some homemade chocolate chip cookies.”

“Love thy neighbor…. And then go eat her pizza when she’s not looking!”

“I crave for this spaghetti dish called lasagna but I don’t like lasagna because it tastes like pizza with extra cheese on top!” Tony Stark

“I love pizza day in school because you get to eat all the pizza you want!” Shaquille O’Neal

“As an adolescent I’d sneak off to the bathroom and read cookbooks when my parents were out of the house.” Joss Whedon

“This morning I had a lovely egg sandwich with cheese and tomato. Now my breath smells like pizza. … Pizza-breath!” Mr Rogers

“Pizza is my #2 favorite food!” Kurt Cobain

“You know you’re a redneck when your idea of fine dining is Pizza Hut and you have a bumper sticker that reads, ‘My child can beat up your honor student.” Jeff Foxworthy

“A good pizza cutter is like a samurai sword.” Alton Brown


“It’s not delivery it’s digiorno.” Shaquille O’Neal

“I think the best thing about pizza is eating it… The worst thing about pizza is eating it because once you start, its hard to stop!” Cameron Mathison

“We’re crude, vulgar, lustful, barbaric yawps… We’re all intense.” Jack Kerouac

“I don’t think that pineapple belongs on pizza or in a can of pineapple juice. It just doesn’t belong anywhere else besides sitting on top of an ice cream sundae with some maraschino cherries and maybe some fresh coconut shavings!” Jason Biggs

“I’ve got a lot of pizzas for Alex (Reyes). He’s my guy, but these rookies keep coming out here and they’re looking good. They’re throwing the ball really well right now. Just gotta go ahead and let him know we claim him still.” Brian Snitker, Atlanta Braves manager

“I need to lay off the pizza” Homer Simpson

“Pepperoni is just one type of sausage!” Carl Wheezer

“It has been said that love is the most important ingredient in pizza making.” Giorgio A. Tsoukalos


“There are five great pizza toppings: sausage, bacon, pepperoni, cheese and meatballs.” Giorgio A. Tsoukalos

“I’d say what makes me different is my creativity on the mound with pizzas.” Yu Darvish

“10 out of 10 doctors recommend eating pizza.” Homer Simpson

“I missed my lunch break today so I could watch myself on television eating pizza with Martha Stewart and Barbara Walters.” Seth Meyers

“I’m not saying it’s pizza…” Kevin McCallister

“Don’t just eat the good stuff and leave the rest, don’t be a picky eater like me!” Jeff Foxworthy

“I’m not afraid of death – I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” Woody Allen

“When you look at things on a larger scale, like how much money does your job contribute to society or something… It turns less meaningful” David Letterman

“A pizza just isn’t a pizza without the cheese.” Homer Simpson


“I was really into little league and I had my own pizza parlor.” Johnny Knoxville

“When you don’t eat, your body turns on itself for food. It’s trying to keep you alive…just like it tries to keep everybody else alive.

And if you try and fight it, eventually you will lose the battle as surely as those who gave up in concentration camps lost their war against the Nazis by cooperating with their captors.

You can only fight back by feeding yourself; by taking energy from something else — Since we cannot survive without food, we must first consider what we eat and then decide how that decision can be translated into action.” Dr Joel Fuhrman

“I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.” Tom Hanks

“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” Homer Simpson

“Why do people eat pizza with a fork? Why don’t they just slice the pizza up into little pieces that are easy to pick up?” Larry David

“When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand pizza!” Unknown Author


“There’s nothing wrong with ordering take-out but you look like an idiot trying to eat it by yourself in your car.” Jeff Foxworthy

“I think that whoever invented the pizza must’ve been pretty hungry.”

Harlan Ellison

“Is your To Do list longer than you are tall? Then you may need help understanding the term ‘prioritize.’” Frank Agin

“A slice of pizza is like a puzzle…you gotta try and figure out how to get that cheese off!” Mitch Hedberg

“We called him Pizza Face.” Paul Stanley (KISS)

“Never trust a pizza with cinnamon.” George Carlin